‘Now I don’t fill the tray’: Couple’s hilariously petty ice-tray standoff freezes over

Every couple is comprised of two people: The one who consistently replenishes things, providing consistent predictability in the availability of goods, and the one who refuses to replenish, instead choosing the path of disorder, unpredictability, and abject chaos. Few petty arguments grind the gears like replenishment, with this usually taking place over toilet rolls, ice…

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‘I’ve worked here for 25 years… watch me tank the company’: Boss dangles ‘firing’ over veteran employee who left 19-hour shift 3 minutes early, veteran leads rest of employees down path of compliance, leading to boss getting fired

One boss had to lie in the bed he made when he yapped at the wrong employee for leaving a shift just three minutes early. I would like to see the expression on his face when he looks in the mirror and has to answer the question that will hopefully bug him forever more… Was…

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‘I hope they remember the time they played with [fire]:’ Food company researcher borrows 250K scoville spice extract to stop his roommate from stealing his food

Roommates can be weird, to say the least. Even if you’re moving in somewhere with a bestie, you will still be confronted with a side of them you’ve never seen before. Whether you two mesh with those sides is the key. That’s why it’s important to find a roommate with the same home values as…

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Workplace Lunch Thief Gets Boobytrapped With Prescription-Grade Laxatives Hidden in His Coworker’s Sandwich; Gets Taught a Lesson That’s Hard to Digest

We all get hangry around lunch time in the workplace. Clients are tedious, your boss is on your back, and you’ve been dreaming about your leftovers in the fridge all morning. That’s when ultimate disappointment and betrayal comes and hits you like a hangry slap in the face– your lunch was stolen.  Prepping your lunch…

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‘Why is everyone dressed like Urban Outfitters circa 2008?’: 20+ Early 2000s Music Memes to Please Your Inner Indie Sleaze

Calling all indie sleaze millennials who grew up on bands like Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Strokes, Arctic Monkeys, Peaches, and so many other awesome early 2000s bands—oooh baby, is it our time to shine! The American Apparel, tumblr era, manic pixie dream girl, is coming back with this indie sleaze revival and we are here…

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