Showers are the thing we hated the most when we were kids and the things we look forward to most when we get older. But hey, maybe that’s just me. I feel like I finally get some ‘me’ time in there. I can’t hear anything while I’m standing under the running water. Not the neighbors, not the neighbors kids, not the neighbors’ dogs… You get the idea. I’m unable to hear my phone buzz with excitement as social media platforms attempt to snare more information of mine, willing me to click on a post someone I know from ten years ago uploaded 2 minutes ago.
Ding! Sarah is having a baby. Ding! Look, memories from three years ago, back when you were dating the dude you had no idea was cheating on you. Ding! Guess which ex just posted he’s getting married? Okay, so I made the last two up, as I totally blocked my ex on all social media platforms, but you get the idea. The shower is a safe space. A place where you can collect your thoughts.
And on that note, let’s get into the shower thoughts I’ve compiled below. For more, here is a boss who told his employee to ‘update him on his whereabouts at all times’. So, he did.
