Introverts are always complaining. ‘These shoes don’t support my back’, ‘There’s too many people here’, ‘I should check my Furbo to see how my cat is doing at home.’ While those are all valid exclamations, do we really need to be talking about that with strangers in a bar bathroom? Absolutely. According to stay-at-homers, the outside world has proved to be too deadly to venture out, which is completely valid. Frankly, the filth and debauchery that engulfs society is often forgotten, but introverts will always see it, choosing to stay home in the comforts of their controlled environments in lieu of being coughed on by a transient person on the subway. If you could continue to order groceries online, work from home, and hang out with your pets all day, do you really think you would choose to do anything different? Didn’t think so. So quit complaining about how you don’t have a social life, we all know you prefer it that way.
