Our corporate overlords are forever coming up with clever methods to demean us, pitting employees against each other for a crumb of preferential treatment. Nonetheless, when the boss slams a jar full of candy corn on the table and says “count the candy, peasants,” you know for a fact that we’re all going to play that dumb guessing game for the chance of one paid day off work. Redditor u/Inside_Assumption_87 took it to the next level by crowdsourcing their guess on r/antiwork, and Redditors did not let OP down.
