They say, “You are what you eat.” Who are they, you ask? What do they want, and why are they saying this? What are they eating? And what does that, consequently, make them? While all these questions remain unanswered, maybe “they” should change what they’re saying from “You are what you eat” to “You are what you throw over the fence into your neighbor’s yard.” Still, whatever you’re throwing, and no matter what that makes you, throwing something over a fence is always going to make you trashy.
Take these neighbors, for example, who were somehow completely ignorant of the fact that you can’t just go around launching your things over other people’s fences to get rid of them while teaching your little goblin spawn to do the same. It’s almost as if the neighbors are completely lacking object permanence and think something ceases to exist the moment it’s out of sight.
Anyways, this guy had enough of the tenants who were renting the house next door, luckily, he had a suitable amount of cash to solve the problem.
