Traveling during the holidays is one of the most dreaded parts of the affair. Usually, when you’re going on vacation, it’s not when everyone in America is doing the same thing. I love going to the airport on random weekends in the middle of the year, getting through security in less than 20 minutes, and leisurely strolling to my gate. This weekend, I will be standing in line at security for thirty days and thirty nights before I can even think about running down the hallway like Catherine O’Hara to make my flight. I will have to withstand unprecedented incompetence from my fellow passengers who don’t remember that you have to take your shoes off and take your laptop out of your bag. I will need something to entertain me while I curse at my past self for not buying Pre-Check, and it might as well be some funny memes.