Top 26 Witty Shower Thoughts of the Week

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People argue that the best thoughts that come to you arrive when you’re running yourself a warm shower, and to be fair, I find that my best ideas are always born during that time. Is there a scientific explanation for this strange phenomenon? We should ask Google. In any case, it’s called accurate flashes of…

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‘I wasn’t getting paid enough for my effort’: Company brings in analyst to justify firing worker, they get a $10,000 raise instead when they pretend to quit and disable their automated tasks

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Throughout your working life, you will continually be under-appreciated for your efforts. If you’re an especially hard worker, even if your boss appreciates you, they still probably don’t understand how much you do or the scope of your contribution. Unfortunately, without proper documentation and ticketing of the odd jobs you’re doing, you’re relying entirely on…

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‘I left my workplace’: Woman quits because of one specific coworker, gives him a dose of his own medicine when seeing him out on a date in the real world

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When you’re in high school getting bullied, all you think about is leaving that place and growing up where everyone is a mature adult. However, as the many stories on the internet will prove to you, there are also many bullies out in the “adult” world. You’d think some things have to change, but I…

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‘I’m 45 and still can’t tell the time with an analog clock’: 35 Captivating confessions that could only be told anonymously

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Share your most secret-y secrets with us…we promise we won’t tell! Well actually, if you tell your secrets to @fesshole, they’ll tell everyone. But your secrets will be anonymous — no one will ever know it’s you.  Every day, people from around the world submit their most private secrets to the @fesshole account. These secrets…

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‘I left my workplace’: Woman quits because of one specific coworker, gives him a dose of his own medicine when seeing him out on a date in the real world

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When you’re in high school getting bullied, all you think about is leaving that place and growing up where everyone is a mature adult. However, as the many stories on the internet will prove to you, there are also many bullies out in the “adult” world. You’d think some things have to change, but I…

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‘I wasn’t getting paid enough for my effort’: Company brings in analyst to justify firing worker, they get a $10,000 raise instead when they pretend to quit and disable their automated tasks

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Throughout your working life, you will continually be under-appreciated for your efforts. If you’re an especially hard worker, even if your boss appreciates you, they still probably don’t understand how much you do or the scope of your contribution. Unfortunately, without proper documentation and ticketing of the odd jobs you’re doing, you’re relying entirely on…

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