Mmmm… holiday food. We’ve survived Christmas family dinners and undoubtedly devoured the lion’s share of the leftovers that came our way. But this is why the holidays are every chubby person’s favorite time of the year. Admittedly, we should probably exercise a little more and eat fewer calories, but during the wintertime, we obviously can’t do any of that. We’re surrounded by holiday cookies, delicious gravy, and roasts, while guzzling the festive cocktails we love the most.
We may be chubby, but that just means we have a little extra to hug, right? Besides, with our bulky winter garb, nobody can see the tire forming at our waist. So go ahead, fellow humans, treat yourself to a snack. In 2024 maybe we’ll get our tubby figure toned up, but for now, we’re in our lane and we are happy; I don’t see any reason to lose a little water-weight. See ya later, gym rats, we’re off to get ourselves a little treat instead.