Hey, man. Do you play drums? Sick, we’re looking for a fourth member to round out our jam band. It’s a real good group of guys and we have a pretty rockin’ sound going. I think your tight percussion would add a nice crunch to the rhythms we’re cooking up. It’s kind of jazz slash metal slash country influenced.
Oh, you got some fresh memes too? That’s exactly what we needed to get this band off the ground. Some relatable, funny, irreverent content, pics, and tweets. That’s what will get us noticed by the higher ups. Not that we’re going corporate. We’re NOT selling out. But I wouldn’t say no to a Good Morning America appearance. Anyways, we’re doing a photo shoot for the album cover down by the dockyards if you’re free. The mood board is 80s slash 70s slash 1880s goth core. I’ll send you the Pinterest board.