Hey man, have you ever wondered why how you can fish for fish but you can’t cook a cookie? Wait, did I say that right? Whatever. The world is so crazy, man, if you stop and think about it. Like, dude, how did we get here? Who are you? What are we doing on this floating rock?
If this sounds like you or your friends, you might just be a stoner. And what gentle, harmless creatures they are. Moving slowly, making far-out observations, going on journeys to the corner store for Hot Cheetos. Sure, they might not get that much done, but who cares? They’re just fine hanging out in their friends’ basements and giggling the night away. I realize this is a very boomer depiction of stoners and there are wide arrays of people who enjoy a little toke now and then, but I still like to think of every stoner as doing an impression of Shaggy from Scooby Doo. But stoners of all types can enjoy these memes. Just give them a minute to get the jokes.